The Ballad of Blitzed Bozos
Posted by Puffin on 05/30/18
There's a new song in town, and it's -everywhere-. It's a raucous drinking song, telling the tale of two hapless would-be thieves who try to steal books. Each verse tells a tale of woe and attempted thievery gone very wrong, and it's called "The Ballad of the Blitzed Bozos." And it's everywhere, throughout the bars of the city. It's said it was written by Scholar Wynna, and everyone decides that that's probably right, because even Rinel is not only singing it but teaching others to sing it too. It's clearly a catchy tune, if a Valardin scholar is willing to visit bars to teach other people the words. It lingers it does, this ballad. And it's sung loudly in the taverns each night for a while. Sometimes it's even sung on key.