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Lord Rysen

Posted by Alecstazi on 05/11/20
It is a rule of diplomacy to attempt to communicate with someone in their own language. So, here we go:

There once was a man named Lord Rysen,
Who was an ass the size of a bison
On and on, did he yammer
Til someone picked up a hammer
And showed him what for.

For the rest of the Compact:

I challenge you, Lord Rysen, for your weak attempts to revise history, to paint me as a hypocrite and a liar, and for suggesting that Halfshav’s desire to ally with one of the six Great Houses was unnecessary. Your attempts to hide behind the ‘needs of a poet’ are as bad as your couplets. Name your Champion and your terms. I pick my wife. Good luck.