Re: Prince Varan Grayson (II)
Posted by Varan on 02/28/21
My lady Avita, Minister of the Treasury for House Saraceni,
I am rather inexperienced in the world of challenges and duels, but I understand that it is considered rather gauche to represent one's self. However, 'rather gauche' is likely the least attrocious thing I shall be called today, therefore I cheerily put myself forward as my own champion for this bout.
I believe that the challenged, traditionally, has the right to elect terms? Thus I shall posit the following three:
1) Each participant must imbibe one standard measure of alcohol per comic comment.
2) All comic comments must rhyme.
3) The loser of the duel not only acknowledges their failure to satisfy honour, but also must pay the bar tab.
I leave this in your capable hands,
Prince V. Grayson